Greetings, mortal! Welcome to the home of Bite Me!, the foremost vampire French Revolution graphic novel farce. This comic was originally created between 2000 and 2004; you can find out more about its history here. This comic is appropriate reading for ages 10 and up! (Warning: this story contains depictions of bloodshed, mild naughtiness, werewolf assault, and aggressive chickens.)

Along with this free-to-read online version, you can buy the book in a beautiful anniversary print edition that includes footnotes, guest art, and an exclusive 11-page story. You can also find me in person by checking out my appearances schedule on my website.

If you enjoy this comic, be sure to check out my other work!